{"id":158,"date":"2003-08-19T20:36:05","date_gmt":"2003-08-20T00:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tradermike.net\/movethecrowd\/2003\/08\/i_got_dat_dat_pimp_juice\/"},"modified":"2003-08-19T20:36:05","modified_gmt":"2003-08-20T00:36:05","slug":"i_got_dat_dat_pimp_juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/19\/i_got_dat_dat_pimp_juice\/","title":{"rendered":"I Got Dat, Dat Pimp Juice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/news\/articles\/1476985\/20030819\/nelly.jhtml?headlines=true\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.tradermike.net\/movethecrowd\/images\/sq-pimp-juice.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"Pimp Jucie 3-Pack\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"5\" border=\"1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/a><br \/>\nJust when you thought the ignorance couldn&#8217;t get any thicker,along comes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/news\/articles\/1476985\/20030819\/nelly.jhtml?headlines=true\">Pimp Juice<\/a>.  Nelly has just <a href=\"http:\/\/letitloose.com\/\">announced that he&#8217;ll be releasing a nutritious energy drink<\/a> named after his song <i>Pimp Juice<\/i>.  I&#8217;m sure all the kids will be begging their parents to buy them some for their lunch boxes.  (Can you imagine?)  I&#8217;m now officially worried about <strike>my<\/strike> people.  Whoever buys this madness needs to be pimp-slapped!<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/blogcritics.org\/archives\/2003\/08\/19\/152624.php\" title=\"Is this really necessary?\">BlogCritics<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just when you thought the ignorance couldn&#8217;t get any thicker,along comes Pimp Juice. Nelly has just announced that he&#8217;ll be releasing a nutritious energy drink named after his song Pimp Juice. I&#8217;m sure all the kids will be begging their parents to buy them some for their lunch boxes. (Can you imagine?) I&#8217;m now officially&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/19\/i_got_dat_dat_pimp_juice\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Got Dat, Dat Pimp Juice<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":184,"url":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/09\/pimpin_aint_easy\/","url_meta":{"origin":158,"position":0},"title":"Pimpin&#8217; Ain&#8217;t Easy&#8230;","date":"September 9, 2003","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm surprised this took so long: This morning at 10 (West Coast time) a coalition of black organizations are stepping up to the task. Led by activist Najee Ali, the coalition is set to launch a national boycott against the energy drink and the stores that carry it. \"Nelly is\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just for Fun&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":309,"url":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/15\/this_is_how_you_pimp_a_ride\/","url_meta":{"origin":158,"position":1},"title":"This is How You Pimp a Ride","date":"April 15, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I was just poking around of Friendster and noticed that my boy Andrew (we go way back to Jr. High) added a link to his bomb-a$$ mustang. That's how you hook a car up.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just for Fun&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":433,"url":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/30\/pimpin_rides_aint_easy_or_legal_either\/","url_meta":{"origin":158,"position":2},"title":"Pimpin&#8217; Rides Ain&#8217;t Easy (or Legal) Either","date":"December 30, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Looks like the crew from West Coast Customs (of 'Pimp My Ride' fame) got themselves in a little bit of trouble with the law. They got fined for replacing an airbag with a video monitor. The monitors in the car thing is really getting out of control. 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