{"id":336,"date":"2004-06-06T08:46:47","date_gmt":"2004-06-06T12:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tradermike.net\/movethecrowd\/2004\/06\/j-lo_marries_again\/"},"modified":"2004-06-06T08:46:47","modified_gmt":"2004-06-06T12:46:47","slug":"j-lo_marries_again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/06\/j-lo_marries_again\/","title":{"rendered":"J-Lo Marries, AGAIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why am I not surprised to see that Jennifer Lopez has gotten married again<\/a> — and only 5 months after breaking up with Ben Affleck? This time she married Marc Anthony, who just got a rushed divorce from his wife a week ago. And mofos are worried about homosexuals making a mockery of the institute of marriage! Jennifer is a trip. How can she keep finding ‘the one’ every time she turns around? I guess all these guys who becomes the next ‘one’ think that they’re different and shit’s gonna work out with them. I wonder how long it’ll be until the divorce. Any guesses? I’ll give them 11 months.<\/p>\n

Update:<\/b> Looks like the bookmakers have set some odds on J-Lo’s future<\/a> (text copied below):
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\nBookies Offer 3-1 Odds on Quick End to J-Lo Marriage<\/b><\/p>\n

LONDON (Reuters) – British bookmakers offered odds of 3-1 Monday that singer\/actress Jennifer Lopez (news) and her new husband Marc Anthony would divorce by the end of the year.<\/p>\n

Lopez, 33, has already been through two marriages that lasted little more than a year. She broke off an A-list celebrity engagement to actor Ben Affleck (news) in January after the couple called off their wedding last September.<\/p>\n

Anthony was granted a quickie divorce in the Dominican Republic a week ago from his wife of four years, a former Miss Universe (news – web sites).<\/p>\n

Ladbrokes is also offering 10 to one odds that “J-Lo marries more than eight times in her life, beating Elizabeth Taylor (news),” a spokesman said.<\/p>\n

Those who never quite accepted that Lopez and Affleck had split for good after one of Hollywood’s most tumultuous romances also have a chance to bet.<\/p>\n

The bookmakers are offering 14-1 odds that Affleck and Lopez are married by the end of 2004.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why am I not surprised to see that Jennifer Lopez has gotten married again — and only 5 months after breaking up with Ben Affleck? This time she married Marc Anthony, who just got a rushed divorce from his wife a week ago. And mofos are worried about homosexuals making a mockery of the institute… Continue reading J-Lo Marries, AGAIN!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":388,"url":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/06\/the_surreal_life_3_flavor_flavs_in_the_house\/","url_meta":{"origin":336,"position":0},"title":"The Surreal Life 3: Flavor Flav’s in the House","date":"September 6, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I happened to catch a preview of the new season of The Surreal Life the other day and the clips of Flavor Flav convinced me to set my TiVo to record it. 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