{"id":357,"date":"2004-07-14T13:43:35","date_gmt":"2004-07-14T17:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tradermike.net\/movethecrowd\/2004\/07\/ladies_dont_let_this_happen_to_you\/"},"modified":"2004-07-14T13:43:35","modified_gmt":"2004-07-14T17:43:35","slug":"ladies_dont_let_this_happen_to_you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/14\/ladies_dont_let_this_happen_to_you\/","title":{"rendered":"Ladies, Don&#8217;t Let This Happen to You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This picture is from last Friday&#8217;s Kanye West concert in Atlanta&#8217;s Centennial Olympic Park (more on the concert in a little while).  Ass-crack isn&#8217;t sexy on overweight plumbers and it&#8217;s not sexy on women either (except maybe on one pic I saw of Ice-T&#8217;s new woman, but that&#8217;s another story).  If you have to roll like this don&#8217;t sit down!  I&#8217;ve seen this so many times with women wearing those low-cut jeans.  You will be clowned!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/tradermike.net\/movethecrowd\/images\/crack.jpg\" title=\"Click for larger image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.tradermike.net\/movethecrowd\/images\/crack_small.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"Ass crack\" border=\"1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>That picture doesn&#8217;t even do justice to how bad her crack was showing.  It was especially bad when she rose from laying on her back&#8230; you could see all the way to China then! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An all too common wardrobe malfunction<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":381,"url":"http:\/\/www.michaelseneadza.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/25\/wide_world_of_sports\/","url_meta":{"origin":357,"position":0},"title":"Wide World of Sports","date":"August 25, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Those nails can't be aerodynamic It's ain't easy, but Michael Phelps has got to do it. For some reason this picture reminded me of this ESPN article: 'Sex, Olympics go hand in hand.' Funny how nobody wants to talk about this, but everybody's thinking it... 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