Why am I not surprised to see that Jennifer Lopez has gotten married again — and only 5 months after breaking up with Ben Affleck? This time she married Marc Anthony, who just got a rushed divorce from his wife a week ago. And mofos are worried about homosexuals making a mockery of the institute of marriage! Jennifer is a trip. How can she keep finding ‘the one’ every time she turns around? I guess all these guys who becomes the next ‘one’ think that they’re different and shit’s gonna work out with them. I wonder how long it’ll be until the divorce. Any guesses? I’ll give them 11 months.
Update: Looks like the bookmakers have set some odds on J-Lo’s future (text copied below):
Bookies Offer 3-1 Odds on Quick End to J-Lo Marriage
LONDON (Reuters) – British bookmakers offered odds of 3-1 Monday that singer/actress Jennifer Lopez (news) and her new husband Marc Anthony would divorce by the end of the year.
Lopez, 33, has already been through two marriages that lasted little more than a year. She broke off an A-list celebrity engagement to actor Ben Affleck (news) in January after the couple called off their wedding last September.
Anthony was granted a quickie divorce in the Dominican Republic a week ago from his wife of four years, a former Miss Universe (news – web sites).
Ladbrokes is also offering 10 to one odds that “J-Lo marries more than eight times in her life, beating Elizabeth Taylor (news),” a spokesman said.
Those who never quite accepted that Lopez and Affleck had split for good after one of Hollywood’s most tumultuous romances also have a chance to bet.
The bookmakers are offering 14-1 odds that Affleck and Lopez are married by the end of 2004.
She’s obviously addicted to “romance” and marriage and may even be on her way to competing with Liz Taylor. Unless she’s pregnant or something, and even then that is no reason to rush it, I just don’t get her haste to marry this one either.
Betty Bowers.com has a hilarious bumper sticker that says “protect the sanctity of divorce from gays”.
Yeah, definitely – 11 months TOPS, cause I think that’s pushing it. A sad state of affairs. J Lo is really Lo right now.
Okay, I have just lost all respect I ever had for Marc Anthony.
OTOH, they have been friends for years, since long before she was J-Lo or went on this serial committment spree, so maybe this is the relationship she’s been running from all this time.
Naahhhh, I’m joining the betting pool. I say by this time next year she’ll either be married or engaged to someone else.
Sounds like she did not even let the ink dry on his divorce papers. I give it less than a year as well.