I Hope Randy Moss doesn’t Live to Regret These Words

When asked about the $10,000 fine he got for his ‘fake moon’ during the Green Bay game Randy Moss had this to say:

Reporter: “Write the check yet, Randy?”

Moss: “When you’re rich you don’t write checks.”

Reporter: “If you don’t write checks, how do you pay these guys?”

Moss: “Straight cash, homey.”

Reporter: “Randy, are you upset about the fine?”

Moss: “No, cause it ain’t [expletive]. Ain’t nothing but 10 grand. What’s 10 grand to me? Ain’t [expletive] … Next time I might shake my [expletive].”

Damn I hope I don’t read about him being bankrupt in 10 years… (That ‘straight cash, homey’ part had me ROTFL though!)


  1. LOL. He is too much.

    Lets just hope he doesn’t following through shaking any other body parts. That’s all we need is another Janet Jackson situation although I doubt that could be explained away as a wardrobe malfunction.

  2. Dude is a fool, but an honest fool he remains. One another tip, is there some sort of natural law that states our most athletically gifted tend to also be our most ignorant?

    I can’t front though, the ‘straight cash, homey’ is a classic…

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